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Wednesday, 26 August 2009

  • More things to learn before I turn 30

    13. Use a Compass

    I am going to need a compass and a topo map to actually learn to do this one. Let's call this a hiking adventure for sometime later.

    14. Change a flat tire

    I*know* how to do this, I just won't. That's what AAA is for. Ok fine I'll re-learn how to do it.

    15. Jump Start a Car

    Ok fine I'll learn to do this too, even though it's scary and freaky.

    16. Open a Champagne bottle

    I know how to do this. Definitely.

    17. Send a drink to someone's table

    I know how, now to try it....hm...

    18. Cook one 'signature' meal

    I am intrigued by this one- what shall I cook?

    19. Whistle with your fingers

    I've been practicing...to no avail.

    20. Take good pictures.

    21. Fold a fitted sheet

    I can definitely do this, my mom taught me many moons ago.

    22. Remove common stains

    23. Sew on a button

    24. Carve turkey, lasagna and birthday cake

    25. Hold a baby

    26. Change a diaper

    27. Keep a plant alive for more than a year

    28. Make dogs and cats love you

    29. Help someone out of a car

    30. Write a thank-you note

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    Stardust (Widescreen Edition)
    By Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Claire Danes
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Sunday, 23 August 2009

  • Reasons not to have kids

    1. If I've heard it once, I've heard it 1000 times. Your body changes. Nothing for the better either. Your stomach gets stretched out and flabby, your vagina is stretched beyond repair, your hips gain weight more easily, your breasts swell and then shrink so they sag more and shape differently. None of this is appealing.

    2. Kids are expensive- over $500k to raise one child. I could buy a great condo in Malibu for that.

    3. Sacrifice your career- or your parenting? There is no best of both worlds. Sure you can have both, but you will forever have to live with the guilt of not parenting more, or not doing more to advance your career.

    4. Pregnancy sucks. It's gross, it's uncomfortable, it forces you to constantly think of someone other than yourself.

    5. Your husband will never look at you the same way.

    6. And eventually, you will be too busy, wrapped up in the child, or God forbid children, that you won't have a good relationship anymore.

    7. No life of your own. As if it wasn't hard enough to get the to gym every day, now you have to deal with the guilt of going at all and leaving the kids with a sitter or nanny or dad for another hour or two.

    8. You might have to give up your pets, your nice sofa, your trip to Cabo- all because Junior can't deal. Kid's allergic? there goes Fido! kid barfs on your new sofa? it will never smell the same. kid gets sick during your only 2 weeks of vacation? too bad, you're stuck at home.

    I simply don't understand the drive to have children. Nothing about it sounds appealing. Playing with children is not that much fun, I'd rather talk to my friends or watch a movie. They are around for an appaulling 18+ years, longer than any pet I've ever owned, and there's no way to get rid of them. People judge you constantly when you have kids- are you taking them to church? what about sports teams? do they wear the right clothes? who picks them up from school? everyone constantly evaluates your parental worth. I'm already judged based on my looks, my job, my car- do I really need one more responsibility that people can use to judge me?

  • More things you should know how to do before turning 30

    8. Use a full place setting properly, including chipsticks and asian soup spoons

    I'm pretty sure I can already do this. I might get the salad fork confused with the dessert fork occasionally, but I can use chopsticks, I know what a charger is, and I know how to use a knife rest. I say: check it off!

    9. Clean your place in under 45 minutes if friends, relatives or significant others are coming over- and soon.

    I think I can do this already as well. It's hard to tell, as normally I'm only given 20 minutes to prepare. In fact my mom is notorious for the 5 minute warning- hardly time to clean a bathroom much less the whole place. But I'm pretty good at cleaning, and I feel sure I can do this. Check it off!

    10. Hold your liquor.

    I think this is one that could use some practice ;)

    Actually this chapter contains some good wisdom. One rule that I often forget is to not drink a variety of drinks. Which actually leads to the next piece of wisdom: have a signature drink. This way you get used to it, you become a master of that drink, and someone else always knows what to order for you. You can change your signature drink every so often, let's say every 6 months or year, then you won't get bored. Cocktails are recommended, but avoiding anything in the martini family and anything with sour or orange juice added is lame. If you want to pick wine, you'd better do most of your drinking in restaurants, at parties or in upscale bars (hmm, this sounds like me). Pick a grape and make it yours, or pick a wine country and make it yours- my pick: Portugal. And make sure you know something about your grape/country.

    They key to not overdrink is that no one really notices when you aren't drinking. I've seen this in action- after the first round is ordered, no one notices that you are still on your first drink even if they order 3 or 4. Another method is to always order one fewer drink that the person you are with whom you most admire.

    11. Cure a hangover.

    If you're holding your liquor this won't happen, but...

    You should always drink water or gatorade and take a multivitamin after a night of drinking. Take Vitamin C and B tablets in the morning and drink sips of diluted orange juice (or another juice). A fruit smoothie with strawberries, banana and blueberries will definitely help. Eat tiny bites of simple carbohydrates like white bread and take two aspirin.

    12. Do the Heimlich manuever

    And sign up for a CPR class. I've actually put this on my to-do list.

    More coming soon!

     

    Currently
    Jesus of Nazareth
    By Pope Benedict XVI
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